Went skiing for the first time in my life. I say first because it won't be the last. I had so much fun. It was a blast. It's something I never saw myself doing. And I'm sure you'll want to know so I'll just tell you. I didn't spend the whole time tumbling down the hill end over end. It was actually not that hard to pick up.

I will tell you one funny story: I'll leave it mostly to your imagination.

icy hill...people standing around at the bottom of the icy hill...my coming down the icy hill...

...sometimes you can swerve sometimes you can't